Exotic Tiki Island Podcast with Tiki Brian – Show 49
2016 Halloween specail – Pirates visit a new place on Exotic Tiki Island. Pirate Bay.
Originally published October 12, 2016
Aloha, and welcome to Episode 49 of the Exotic Tiki Island Podcast. In this special episode, we will be celebrating Halloween on Exotic Tiki Island, so get ready to travel back in time to a haunted island paradise with swaying palm trees, swashbuckling pirates, barrels of rum, and treasure for the taking. Because in this special 2016 pirate Halloween themed episode, we’re going to visit a brand new place on Exotic Tiki Island.
It’s called Pirate Bay, and it’s located right behind the haunted hut. Are you ready for some fun and adventure? Then let’s set sail directly to Pirate Bay, located on the east side of Exotic Tiki Island.
Tracklist
- You – Robert Drasnin
- Bamboo Lounge – Sparkle Jets
- Island Mist – The Tiki Bill Orchestra
- Tiki Traveling Theme – Kahuna Kawentzmann
- Quiet Village – Jimmy Virani
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Drink Up Me Mateys – Black Bones
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Music from Pirates of the Caribbean Attraction
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- The Scar Shanty – The Seadogs
- Song of the Mermaids – Toucan Pirates w/ Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Trick or Treasure – The Never Land Pirate Band
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Lost City – Les Baxter
- Hypnotique – Martin Denny w/ Pirate Talk
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- The Legend of Davey Jones Forty Fathoms Below – Jud Conlon Chorus
- Bamboo Lounge – Sparkle Jets UK w/ Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure) w/ Pirate Talk
- Jungle Madness 96 remaster – Martin Denny w/ Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Porthole Of The Kelp – Toucan Pirates w/ Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Pirates life – The Hellblinki Sextet
- Caravan – George Shearing w/ Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Love Godess – Stereophonic Space Sound
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure) w/ Pirate Talk
- The Plank Walker – Captain Bogg and Salty
- Walt Disney’s Pirates of the Caribbean (The Sound Track of the Fabulous Adventure)
- Freaky Tiki Party – Tiki Thom Starkey
Transcript
This episode of the Exotic Tiki Island Podcast is sponsored by foreverbamboo.com, which offers a large selection of bamboo products and tropical decor, and also Mike Tompkins, an avid listener and monthly supporter, and now an official sponsor of the Exotic Tiki Island Podcast. And also Hotep Nephty, a wide variety of Tiki custom designs, including t-shirts, travel mugs, and much more. Their online store is located at cafepress.com forward slash Hotep Nephty.
That’s H-O-T-E-P-N-E-F-T-I. You’ll hear more about our sponsors later on in the show.
Exactly, Tiki Island Podcast Show 49.
That’s a lot of shows.
Our 2016 Halloween special.
Show.
Aloha, and welcome to Episode 49 of the Exotic Tiki Island Podcast. In this special episode, we will be celebrating Halloween on Exotic Tiki Island, so get ready to travel back in time to a haunted island paradise with swaying palm trees, swashbuckling pirates, barrels of rum, and treasure for the taking. Because in this special 2016 pirate Halloween themed episode, we’re going to visit a brand new place on Exotic Tiki Island.
It’s called Pirate Bay, and it’s located right behind the haunted hut. Are you ready for some fun and adventure? Then let’s set sail directly to Pirate Bay, located on the east side of Exotic Tiki Island.
Captain Scotty B, is the ship ready to set sail? Everyone’s here and ready to start our adventure.
It sure is, Tiki Brian. Welcome aboard, friends. Make yourselves comfortable and prepare to travel to Exotic Tiki Island.
Is everyone ready?
I said, is everyone ready? Fine. Hoist the sails, men.
Let’s get this ship underway.
As we begin our journey to the island, let’s start our Halloween Pirate Theme Celebration by playing a special themed mix that will help set the mood for this special episode. Let’s head to Pirate Bay on Exotic Tiki Island.
Ahoy there, matey. I suppose you be lookin for some very treasure, or perhaps just some candy.
Wa ha ha ha ha!
Captain, look, up ahead, it’s Pirate Bay on Exotic Tiki Island.
I see it, Tiki Brian. Okay, crew, let’s dock the boat and prepare for some Halloween pirate adventure.
Sounds like a plan, Captain.
Welcome, Wahinis and Connie’s, to Pirate Bay on Exotic Tiki Island. Captain, I think it’s time to enjoy a Tiki cocktail before we begin our adventure.
Gather around, friends, as I tell you how to make the dark and stormy cocktail. Here’s the ingredients. Ice, a quarter lime cut into two thick slices, one for garnish, one to squeeze over the ice, two ounces of Gosling Black Seal Bermuda Black Rum, four ounces of ginger beer.
Gosling makes one just for this purpose. Here’s how you make this Gosling dark and stormy cocktail. Fill a tall glass, preferably a high ball glass, with ice.
If using lime, squeeze a slice over the ice, add the ginger beer, top the ginger beer with the rum, and place a slice of lime on the rim of the glass for a garnish.
And enjoy!
That’s a pretty spooky drink, Captain, and quite tasty too. And friends, if you like to make the dark and stormy cocktail, you can head over to the official exotictikiisland.com website and click on the Tiki Drinks and Cocktails and you will see the recipe. It’s perfect for your pirate-themed Halloween party or if you just want to relax by the Tiki Bar.
Let’s take a short break as we enjoy this wonderful dark and stormy cocktail and hear a few words from our sponsors. We’ll be right back to continue our Halloween Pirate Adventure.
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Welcome back to the podcast. And now, friends, let’s enjoy the sights and sounds of Pirate Bay as we celebrate Halloween on exotic Tiki Island. Enjoy!
Ahoy there! And what be you’re doing in these parts?
Be it salty old pirates and treasure that ye be seeking, you’ve dropped your hook in the right harbor.
Now have you all stout hearts, mateys?
Well then, come aboard and I’ll be taking you far away from this sleepy bayou to the blue waters of the Caribbean where they be plunderin pirates and adventurin, bewitched treasure that be know only to a few like meself what gain a livelihood from the plunder of ships and sea parts.
Stay close together now, me hearties, and keep a weather eye open. For they be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones’ locker is waiting for those that don’t obey.
Now, that empty chest was once filled to the brim with cursed treasures. And the bones that be here are all the remains of the bilge rats that discovered its hiding place. It was no easy death they died after, Judging by them long knives and cutlasses that lay strew about.
The crabs and seagulls have picked the bones clean. Well, pirate’s life for me, but then, dead men tell no tales.
Now let me show you mine.
Now let me show you mine.
Now let me show you mine.
Now let me show you mine.
Get it? A moray?
Go on, knock that off!
Now let me show you mine!
And a ghost ship is said to sail these waters with her skeleton helmsman forever lashed to her cursed wheel. It is said that she can be seen sometimes in the light of flashing lightning when the wind is screaming like the devil himself was after David Jones.
And what kind of shelter the shore would the boys that fly the jolly lodgers be likely to find? Being in ship most of the time, having to flee from the king soldiers and sailors while their thirst for treasure drives them to makeshift land bases, the likes of which are none too comfortable, and annoying. No lover would get a wink of sleep with all the revelry that goes on.
That bottle will never run dry. And where would your captain be seen?
On Halloween night, in the pumpkin patch, Skelly wags out with a plot to hatch, are gathering under the moon to make their plans. In stripy socks, they holler balloon, treats to find and tricks to do, skeleton bones with treasure in their hands.
Trick or treasure, Halloween pleasure under the pirate moon.
Trick or treasure, all together, pumpkins all aglow. Playin tricks and grabbin trees, gatherin pirate gold.
Ha! We never see a dime of pay. Cause our captain keeps it squirrel all the way.
He’s a ratty rat with a pile of gold, but a spooky spook might rattle his bowl with one more Halloweeny trick to play.
Trick or treasure Halloween pleasure, under the pirate moon.
Playing tricks and grabbing trees, gathering pirate gold.
The captain’s quarters, with a dandy bed and lace trimmings. And close by, here’s the treasure room, a whole grotto, filled to gundles with gold and tools. Ah, but you’ve seen the curse of treasure now, and there’s little I can do.
Well, perhaps you know too much.
You’ve seen the cursed treasure.
You know where it’s hidden.
Now proceed at your own risk.
These be the last friendly words you’ll hear.
You may not survive to pass this way again.
Dead men tell no tales.
Some say he steers a spectral ship that’s grossly gray and grand. He’s doomed to sail the seven seas and ne’er set foot on the land. And if you chance to see him you’ll soon be dead from fright.
So sailors tell their children on a dark and stormy night. Oh, for he fathoms deep he walks with rusty keys his locker locks. Just like he’s half asleep he stalks.
For he fathoms deep. For he fathoms deep he owns. Each sleeping sailor’s soggy bones.
The legend they call Davy Jones at fourteen fathoms deep.
Nor’ east we sail to Brimstone Head. The captain crew and I. At sixteen knots we fairly flew beneath a darkening sky.
Atop the main mast I rode at near ten stories high. Went up there blue an icy squall and overboard went I. Oh for he fathoms deep he walks with rusty keys his locker locks.
Just like he’s half asleep he stalks forty fathoms deep. Forty fathoms deep he owns each sleeping sailors soggy bones. Legend they call Davy Jones at forty fathoms deep.
I hold my breath I say a prayer for all those mates who died. I turn my back on Davy Jones and cast my fears aside. Raise up my head and kick my feet and toward the light I go.
The heartless jailer left behind the locker far below. Forty fathoms deep he walks with rusty keys his locker locks. Just like he’s half asleep he stalks.
Forty fathoms deep. Forty fathoms deep he owns each sleeping sailor’s soggy bones. The legend they call Davy Jones at forty fathoms deep.
You shot those, Captain.
One click through the missing mast.
I hate that. Bring that sheep around here again and we will blow it out from the water.
Cut the running wreckage away.
Make very good aim.
Get ready now. Here comes that stinking sheep again.
Surrender, you lily-livered lovers.
Give it to them, lads. I will show the bilge rats. Abast, you scurvy scum.
We will not surrender.
Very well, then.
You have another broadside.
Hound them, lads. Hound them. Two men down on number four, man.
Take them down below and clear the decks, lads.
Storm ahead!
Ah, and she looks like a mean one. All hands! All hands!
Strike the royals!
Batten the hatches!
Oil tiff the wheel! You there, salt pork, pie off the…
This rope. Come on, fellas.
Ah, these lubbers be brave ones, but likely to know a veil, if I knows anything, about the likes of lads that sail the Black Moriah. Surrender they will. Soon the whole town will be ablaze, and the pirate lads will rush in to strip the town of its treasure, and to sack and burn it to the ground.
Now, stick close, and you won’t be mistaken for one of the scum that live in this port.
And what have we here? Looks like some of the pirate lads have got the town magistrate. And they’re trying to get him to say where the treasure be hiding.
Here they got the scumbag of Wilson. He’ll be dunking him in the town well. And his wife is in the window of that house shouting encouragement stories.
Yeah, pirates live for sure. Make him talk, captain.
I’m the lover of loft.
Speak up, you fool’s rat. Where be the treasure hidden?
Do not tell him, Carlos.
No, no.
He he he.
No.
Ah, these lubbers be brave ones, but likely to know a veil, if I knows anything, about the likes of lads that sail the Black Moriah. Surrender they will. Soon the whole town will be ablaze, and the pirate lads will rush in to strip the town of its treasure, and to sack and burn it to the ground.
Now, stick close, and you won’t be mistaken for one of the scum that live in this port.
And what have we here? Looks like some of the pirate lads have got the town magistrate. And they’re trying to get him to say where the treasure be hiding.
Here they got the scumbag of Wilson. He’ll be dunking him in the town well. And his wife is in the window of that house shouting encouragement stories.
Yeah, pirates live for sure. Make him talk, captain.
I’m the lover of loft.
Speak up, you fool’s rat. Where be the treasure hidden?
Do not tell him, Carlos.
No, no.
He he he.
No.
Oh, poor bubble boy.
Please.
No more.
He he he. Pipe him a loft again, mighty.
Be brave, Carlos.
Don’t listen to them.
He he he. Scurly old cockroach. He he he.
Pipe him a loft again, mighty.
Be brave, Carlos.
Don’t listen to them. He he he.
Pipe him a loft again, mighty. Be brave, Carlos. Don’t listen to them.
He he he.
He’ll tell, sure, but let us be moving along.
Stout harks now, lasses. On the fourth they be an auction of the local wenches. In the will and lot they looks at that.
And the one on the block now seems a plump thing, eh? She may land herself a husband at last. They all looks like they’d be willing to take any husband that would be silent by, and those plunderers on the other side would be more than a fair catch.
Though the scurvy sailors don’t look like they’d be carein for the biddin. Have a listen now.
We anchor now, you swabbies. What be I offered for this winsome wench, stout-hearted and torn-fed?
Aye, may you sellin’ her by the pound?
Hee hee hee hee! Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee! Ha ha ha ha!
Shift your cargo, dearie. Show him your stubborn side.
Here, we want the redhead.
Yeah!
Yeah!
Here, we want the redhead. Aye, the redhead is what we want.
Now, you bilge rats, do I hear six? Who maketh six? Six, six, be it six.
Six balls of rum!
But I’m not for spongin’ rum, it be gold I’m after.
Here now, fight the redhead aboard.
Now, let’s see if all and still be aboard. We don’t want any of you lasses getting off and getting in line. Sure, by now the whole town must be captured by them rollicking pirates.
Why, they’ve set half the town on fire and drunk nearly half the drug. But then they be pirates. Pirates will be pirates.
What’s this?
He he he he he, nobly spoken me artist, but beg in your need. Me and me friends here will be sailing along. The fire be getting far too close for the likes of an old water spaniel like me self.
Look at those bilge rats over there that got locked up in jails. And the poor doggy that’s what got the key ring in his mouth. Hey, you swabies, what you be doing in the dungeon looking for gold where you at?
Sharp-eyed pirate Yeeby got locked up by the jailer’s own mutt. Talk sweet to the mutt now and you may be getting what you’re after.
Here, give us the keys, you scrawny little beast.
I’d say grab his ears.
Relay that talk, we want the keys, not the mutt.
Blasted black-hearted cur.
Grab his tail, go on, grab it.
Don’t scare him.
Now, now, me swabies, that be no way to talk to man’s best friend. If it be the keys to the dungeon that be in the doggy’s mouth if you want, then you must talk nice to the poor hound. You can drag a mule to water and get nothing more than a sore back for all your efforts when a few kind words would be doing the job for you.
Aye, mateys, a few kind words, you barnacle-bellied pill scum.
Aye, that’s a good lad. Come on, Rover. It’s us what needs your ready help, them blasted lubbers.
Lubbers, he calls them. And after all, me good advice, too. Well, fish heads, we still be sailing, and it’s not us what’s locked up in the dungeon.
How’s about a nice, thick, juicy bone?
Easy, boy. Don’t drop it.
It be too late to alter course, mateys. And there be plundering pirates lurking in every cove, waiting to board. Sit closer together and keep your ruddy hands inboard.
That be the best way to repel borders. And mark well the words, mateys.
He come seek an adventure in salty old pirates, eh? Sure, you’ve come to the proper place. But keep a weather eye open, mateys, and hold on tight.
With both hands, if you please. There’ll be squalls ahead, and Davy Jones waiting for them, what, don’t obey?
Ah, welcome, friends. Come in, come in. You’ve chanced upon the mermaid’s fin, the boarding house where pirates be, a short time parted from the sea.
The weather’s fierce, yet all be well. Come in. We have such tales to tell.
Excuse me.
Plunder, treasure and adventure be commonplace in the Caribbean regions that we’ve sailed through. Still, ye have been a stout-hearted crew and was a pleasure to sail with ye. Now, should you be dropping your hook in this legion again, be ye sure to fly your colors and signal hello.
Good sailing to ye now, mateys. I’ll be jumping off here at the Blue Bayou and see if there be any more adventuresome lads and lasses about. Farewell, me hearties.
A Halloween pirate celebration at Pirate Bay on exotic Tiki Island. I hope all of you enjoyed that as much as I did. And now, sadly, it’s time to go back to the present day and time.
And before we go, I have one more sponsor message that I’d like to play for you.
Shiver me timbers.
Aloha, wahinis and connies. I would like to talk about one of our new sponsors to the show. He’s an avid listener and monthly supporter of the show.
And now he is an official sponsor of ETI Radio and the Exotic Tiki Island Podcast. His name is Mike Tompkins. Mike is using his sponsorship to encourage all of you avid and new listeners out there who enjoy the ETI Podcast and ETI Radio to make a donation and help support the creation of new podcast episodes and ETI Radio broadcast.
The cost of creating these shows is quite expensive, so Mike is challenging all of you listeners out there who enjoy the show to buy me a Mai Tai by making a donation. To show your support, simply go to exotictikiisland.com and click on the donation button to make a donation. Any amount is greatly appreciated and it really does help me pay the cost and the expenses of keeping the shows going.
Mahalo for your sponsorship, Mike, and mahalo to you listeners for supporting ETI. Radio.
Before we go, I’d like to remind all of you about ETI Radio. ETI Radio is an online broadcast that begins on the first Friday of each month at 3 p.m. Eastern Standard Time and continues all weekend long. And featured in that broadcast is our Aloha Friday Live Happy Hour Show from the Blue Whale Tiki Bar right here on Exotic Tiki Island.
You can visit exotictikiisland.com for more info on ETI Radio and how you can tune in to this special online broadcast. I’d also like to say mahalo to our sponsors, Forever Bamboo, located at foreverbamboo.com, Hotep Nefti over at cafepress.com forward slash hotepnefti, that’s H-O-T-E-P-N-E-F-T-I, and also Mike Tompkins, a longtime listener of the show and is now an official sponsor of the Exotic Tiki Island Podcast. Oh, and I have one more thing I’d like to share with you.
Over on the official exotictikiisland.com website, you will find five other Halloween theme shows for you to enjoy. So with this podcast show, along with the other five shows, that is a whole evening of exotic Tiki Island Halloween theme shows that you can enjoy at your Halloween Tiki theme party. So, feel free to head over to the official exotictikiisland.com website and check out the shows.
Well, that wraps it up for this show. We’ll be back soon to celebrate our 50th podcast show. What do you think about that, Captain?
I can’t wait!
Me neither. Okay, Captain, send our friends off with a big goodbye.
Happy Halloween everyone! Aloha!
